Me too!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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