I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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