I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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