I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he fucked my hip out of place.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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