wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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