He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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