I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
How many fucks given?
0.12846
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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