Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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