There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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