what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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