Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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