Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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