Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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