TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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