i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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