My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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