That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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