I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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