every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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