Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just googled if crying burns calories
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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