Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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