playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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