I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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