he shaved USA in his pubs
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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