I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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