just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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