Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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