She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize