Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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