My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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