so explain again why im purple
no
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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