I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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