white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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