gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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