I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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