Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We were destined to go to rehab together
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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