Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
home. puking in laundry basket.
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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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