she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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