Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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