what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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