you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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