Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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