If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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