I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he shaved USA in his pubs
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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