...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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