Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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