She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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