So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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