nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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