drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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